ABSOLUTELY NOT

So Pretty a Sail

Can we please get a puppy?
The kids all begged their mom
See, Donnie's dog had little ones
And we want to bring one home

He's the true pick of the litter
Sandy coat with markings white
Can we please get a puppy
Momma say that its alright

With pressure daily mounting
Something stirred and she could see
Perhaps this little stranger
Could bring something that we need

So, against her better judgement
Expecting great regret one day
Her heart began to soften
But her head still had to say

Absolutely not
There'll be no K-9 in this home
No stains upon this carpet
No spots upon this lawn
Someone else can have him
Let's make one thing very clear
Absolutely not
There'll be no dog living here

With great anticipation
Came that Sunday afternoon
When family came a bearing gifts
It was none too soon

The shoe box kind of wiggled
He was cute enough to hug
Then he promptly strolled across the floor
And piddled on the rug

And she thought
Absolutely not
There'll be no K-9 in this home
No stains upon this carpet
No spots upon this lawn
Someone else can have him
Let's make one thing very clear
Absolutely not
There'll be no dog living here

The days and weeks passed quickly
As winter followed fall
And something kind of magic
Seemed to happen to us all

This curious companion
This personality
Begged his way into our hearts
'Til it was clear to see

That there in quiet moments
With no one else around
He'd curl up beside her
And there without a sound

She would softly stroke him
And then he'd wanna play
Looking in those big brown eyes
I thought I heard her say

Absolutely not
They'll never take my friend away
You brought us what we needed
You brightened up our days
No one else can have you
Now listen what I say
Absolutely not
This dog is here to stay
She said, absolutely not
This dog is here to stay

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